Surely we aren’t the first group of sports fans to liken Sam Cassell’s appearance to an Alien but we have uncovered the truth behind these comparisons. At birth the Mon Calamari community knew that there was something different about these two twins. At birth, it was clear that Sam would grow far taller than the average 5ft 10 Mon Calamari and that this anomaly would lead to a career outside of their planet. Sam, always being the greedier of the two, knew that his future wasn’t in helping the rebel alliance defeat the empire but rather leading the Houston Rockets to two NBA championships as well as being one of the leagues most notorious shoot-first point guards. You can find out more information on Sam Cassell’s species here. 
haha, that’s funny. I love admiral ackbar though.
Damn you guys, now I will spend all of spring breaking thinking of athletes to tell you about.