Sorry, Reggie.

Reggie Miller shot lights out from downtown. Sometimes his three pointers were so far out they seemed to be coming from outer space. After some research on Miller’s shooting technique, we found that Miller trained with his Uncle Quark between the ages of 5 and 8. Quark’s shooting was known throughout the planet of Ferenginar as the most dangerous threat next to black holes. He passed this gift onto his nephew Reginald (as he was known on his home planet) and by the age of 10, the manitee had become the momento (30 Rock reference. If you’re not familiar with this show, but love outrageous comedy, visit you’re local video store and rent a season today!!!) Reggie wormholed his way to southern California with his fellow alien sister Cheryl, and thanks to loose immigration policy at the time, no one questioned their physical appearance or from where they arrived. UCLA recruited him, the Indiana Pacers drafted him and the rest is history.

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